when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.
Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
And without being a moody-ass shit.